Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Green mimosas i think yes
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
why is half of my head shaved?
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