So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
