My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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