Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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