soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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