Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I want to make a zoo with you.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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