Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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