you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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