we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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