Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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