Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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