I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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