I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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