no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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