How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Come share oat with me in your robe
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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