Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We have started to decorate penises.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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