Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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