Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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