I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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