If that was your dad, he is hot
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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