Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize
