I like to think it a success when the cops are called
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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