tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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