So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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