I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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