TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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