Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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