Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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