One girl and one boy is just not enough.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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