i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do vagina's smell?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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