ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My penis needs a shock collar
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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