It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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