The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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