Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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