I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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