is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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