the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The ass gains better be worth it
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