also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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