they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've blown a few things in my day
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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