oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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