You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
