So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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