I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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