Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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