so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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