Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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