It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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