walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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