Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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