I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Randomize
