I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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